Tuesday, September 18, 2007

God Loves Stupid, Moronic Pumpkinheads!

Occasionally we see people that make us afraid. I don’t mean we fear them personally. I mean we fear God enough that when we see who they are and what they stand for, it makes us afraid of the wrath and judgment of the Almighty. I know that many people believe that God is the teddy bear cushy grandpa God. And two times in the Bible it actually says that “God is love”. But two times in the Bible it also says that “God is a consuming fire”. (Deut 4:24, Hebrews 12:29) It was God who sent the death angel through Egypt to kill all the firstborn, not Satan.

Jesus said it best in Luke 12:5:

“But I’ll tell you whom to fear. Fear God, who has the power to kill you and then throw you into hell. Yes, he’s the one to fear.”

So I present you the two top finalists on my “Pumpkinhead award” list for being possibly the most stupid people on the planet. Contender number one actually believes that he is Jesus returned. And just like the first appearance of our glorious king, this knucklehead is driving a BMW, wearing lots of gold jewelry, drinking scotch by the gallon, smoking banned Cuban cigars, and making millions off of donations from his flock. (sarcasm added) All this is at the expense of a group of Christians who are so deluded it makes me want to line them up and smack them all with a Bible.

The silver medal for idiocy goes to Dr. Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda.

Sorry dude! No way Jose, you are just another Jesus wannabe.

The gold medal in the moron Olympics goes to an elected official from Nebraska. His name is Senator Ernie Chambers. This goober is an avowed agnostic who is suing God in US court for terrorism. That’s right! He is suing God. I am not sure how to even comment on this guy. Says the Associated Press: “The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere....The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes. He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty. ”

I actually hope that God shows up. Seriously! Can you imagine what it would be like if the maker of heaven and earth actually popped in for 15 minutes to hear what one of his created beings had to say about him?

““My thoughts are nothing like your thoughts,” says the LORD. “And my ways are far beyond anything you could imagine. For just as the heavens are higher than the earth, so my ways are higher than your ways and my thoughts are higher than your thoughts.” Isaiah 55:8-9 NLT

So it is good to know that the real believers who know the truth aren’t swayed by all the end time charlatans and deceivers that are starting to come out of the woodwork. Read the Bible and do what it says. Listen to the voice of your shepherd and king Jesus who says that his sheep hear his voice. Follow after the leading and guiding of the Holy Spirit, and hold fast the profession of your faith.

“I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth.” 3 John 1:4 KJV